Lee Travino Golf Quotes

There are two things in this world that don't last long;  dogs chasing cars and pros who chip for pars.

 When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.

 I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
 
 Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
 
 No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
 
 You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.
 
 I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
 
 It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on.
 
 I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced
 
 If my IQ had been two lower I'd have been a plant somewhere
 
 I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
 
 A hungry dog hunts best.
 
 You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
 
 You make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands' work.
 
 I'm a golf-aholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.